100% Chance Of Butt Stuff Men’s T Shirt

$19.00 Original price was: $19.00.$13.30Current price is: $13.30.
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Prepare for a probing night of laughs and lube!

Blast off into a galaxy of giggles with our ‘Anal Probing’ tee, a hilariously cheeky nod to extraterrestrial curiosity and human intrigue… in the rear! Perfect for the dirty-minded gentleman and his partner in crime, this shirt is more than just attire; it’s a declaration of your love for all things ‘out of this world.’ Let your wardrobe boldly go where no shirt has gone before!

Wear it when:

  • Date night at the planetarium—because Uranus deserves a little attention!
  • Your next sci-fi convention, where probing discussions fit right in.
  • Game night with friends, when you want to distract them from their poker faces.

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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