Adulting Requires Vodka Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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If vodka had a fan club, this shirt would be the president.

For those who believe vodka is the true adulting fuel, this tee is your perfect party accomplice! Draped in comfort and drenched in hilarity, this slim fit marvel promises to keep you trendy while you navigate life’s ambiguities—or just the next round. It’s the ultimate drink-inspired wardrobe addition that’s as affordable as it is cheeky, making it the ideal gift for your favorite vodka enthusiast.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re the designated ‘fun one’ at the family reunion
  • To that bottomless brunch where mimosas just won’t cut it
  • As your sidekick while mastering the art of the Sunday Funday

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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