Alcohol Definition Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Keep the spirits high, or the ship will go down!

Ahoy, thirsty sailors! Whether your drink of choice is beer, vodka, wine, or whiskey, make sure you captivate the crew while you sip with this cheeky novelty tee. This slim-fit masterpiece features a riotous 18+ drinking meme, perfect for those who know that without a steady stream of spirits, this whole expedition is going under. It’s high time you elevate your wardrobe to match your liquid courage!

Wear it when:

  • At the captain’s table of a booze cruise
  • During an impromptu karaoke night at your local dive bar
  • While hosting a ‘Sinking of the Titanic’ themed party

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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