Alcohol First, Then Relatives. Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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For those who prioritize liquid assets!

This cheeky tee screams ‘liquid is life!’ with a hilarious alcohol-themed graphic that’s perfect for those who know life is too short to skip happy hour. Slim fit and comfy, it’s designed for the guy who makes a beeline to the bar and has a sense of humor as strong as his drink. The ultimate gift for the guy who proudly wears his priorities on his sleeves—or chest.

Wear it when:

  • At the next Friday night bar crawl where you’re determined to outlast the bartender.
  • During your ‘just one drink turned into three’ lunch break mishap.
  • At your high school reunion to show everyone you’ve honed your priorities.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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