Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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When nature calls, answer with style!

Introducing the ultimate fashion statement for those sudden moments of urgency! Our shirt is a cheeky reminder that some things just can’t wait. Whether you’re sprinting like Usain Bolt to the nearest restroom or doing the ‘potty dance’ in public, this tee has got your back—and perhaps a little more than that. With a design that screams ‘move over, coming through!’, it’s the perfect blend of humor and practicality that will surely get a laugh while you cut the queue.

Wear it when:

  • At your company’s dreaded annual meeting when even spreadsheets can’t keep you seated.
  • During a marathon movie night when the plot thickens and your bladder threatens.
  • While conquering the local all-you-can-eat buffet—because some challenges require strategy.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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