Being A Dick Wont Make Yours And Bigger Women’s T Shirt

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Because size really does matter… or not.

Say goodbye to the myths and hello to the truth with this shirt: ‘In fact, it makes it smaller.’ Perfect for those who have a wicked sense of humor and an appreciation for the finer things in life—like honesty and a good laugh at the expense of past bedroom blunders. Wear it with pride, or at the very least, a self-deprecating chuckle.

Wear it when:

  • At your next ex’s wedding, because closure is a dish best served sarcastic.
  • During a family dinner, just to see if Grandma’s hearing aids are working.
  • At a therapy session, when actions speak louder than words.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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