Blow Me Fireworks Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Because subtlety is overrated.

Our ‘You Know You Want To’ shirt: the perfect blend of sass and suggestiveness, designed for those days when the answer is obvious, but you’re here to remind them anyway. The bold, cheeky print speaks for itself, so you don’t have to say a word…unless you want to, of course.

Wear it when:

  • At your next family reunion, just to see Aunt Mildred’s reaction.
  • On a daring first date that needs a dash of audacity.
  • During a Zoom meeting to finally give your coworkers something to talk about.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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