Blow Me Dandelion Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Your wish is my command, if you blow hard enough!

Let your cheeky side bloom with our ‘Blow Me Like a Dandelion’ tee! Perfect for dirty-minded dames who love a good laugh, this slim-fit stunner is as comfy as it is audacious. Sporting this hilarious innuendo is a surefire way to sow some wild oats of laughter at any party. Get ready to make wishes and mischief in a tee that’s as affordable as it is outrageous!

Wear it when:

  • When attending a ‘blow your mind’ themed birthday party.
  • On a leisurely stroll through the wishful dandelion fields.
  • For a cheeky night at the comedy club where innuendos rule the stage.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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