Breast Man Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Gobble up the giggles!

Unleash your inner ‘breast man’ with this cheeky Thanksgiving tee that turns turkey into titillation! Perfect for the irreverent feast lover, this shirt will have everyone busting a gut laughing while you bust a move to the dinner table. Slim-fit and sinfully comfortable, it’s designed so you can indulge guilt-free in that extra helping of stuffing. Get ready to talk turkey with a side of sass and make your Thanksgiving outfit a memorable one!

Wear it when:

  • Carving the Thanksgiving turkey with questionable intentions
  • Reuniting with family who forgot your sense of humor
  • Hosting a ‘Friendsgiving’ where laughter is the main course

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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