Candy Porn Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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When HR doesn’t have your number.

Unleash your inner jester with this NSFW masterpiece, a cheeky delight that takes ‘food for thought’ to a whole new level. Slim-fit for maximum mischief and perfect for the guy who wears his humor on his sleeve, this tee ensures your dad jokes aren’t just a thing of legend but also a thing of fabric. Remember, it’s not about being safe; it’s about being satisfyingly saucy, one pun at a time.

Wear it when:

  • Casual Friday at the most relaxed office in the universe.
  • The annual ‘Naughty or Nice’ themed BBQ party.
  • Brunch with the in-laws—because why not spice things up?

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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