Carpe Scrotum Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Get a grip on your day!

This tee isn’t just about embracing life’s challenges—it’s about giving them a good, hard twist! Whether you’re tackling Monday like it’s a wrestling match or just letting everyone know you’re ready to play dirty, this shirt has got your back… and front. With a cheeky nod to going for the gusto, it’s a wardrobe must for those living life unfiltered.

Wear it when:

  • At the next awkward family reunion, where you want to keep things interesting.
  • During your Monday morning meeting to show you’ve got life by… well, you know.
  • As a conversation starter at parties when ‘Hello’ just doesn’t cut it.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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