Chances I Wont Say The Word Fuck Men’s T Shirt

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When the weatherman’s predictions meet your love life!

Sporting our ‘Zero Chance’ tee is like the perfect forecast for when you just know things aren’t happening – whether it’s rain or romance. This shirt boldly screams, ‘Not today, Satan!’ while you’re busy being as unavailable as a free sample at Costco. Ideal for the realist who embraces the predictably unpredictable nature of life and the weather!

Wear it when:

  • When you’re meeting the in-laws and want them to know just how committed you’re not.
  • At your ex’s wedding, just to set the record straight.
  • During a blind date when you already know you swiped left in your heart.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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