Deez Nuts Women’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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Crack ’em up with nutty math this Xmas!

Unwrap the sass this holiday season with a tee that combines math, mirth, and a bit of cheek. Our hilarious nutcracker pun design is not just a play on numbers, but a masterclass in comic timing! Slim fit, ultra-comfy, and ready to steal the show—it’s the perfect attire for when you want to turn ‘What’s 9 + 10?’ into your new favorite Christmas carol.

Wear it when:

  • At the office Christmas party where you want HR to chuckle nervously
  • Sneaking into the ‘nice’ list at the family Christmas dinner with a smirk
  • Hitting the bars for a ‘Nuts about Xmas’ pub crawl

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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