Dictim Definition Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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From victim to villain in one easy tee!

Tired of the perpetual drama king or queen in your life? We’ve got just the t-shirt for those who manage to flip their ‘dick’ switch and then play the innocent card like a seasoned actor. Wear this graphic masterpiece and revel in the irony, because life’s too short to not point out the obvious with humor and a splash of sarcasm.

Wear it when:

  • At your next awkward family gathering where someone always makes it about them
  • During that office meeting where the usual suspect derails the agenda
  • On a date with someone who ‘just can’t believe’ their ex was the problem

Buy at Crazy Dog

SKU: 025DictimMEN Categories: , , Tags: , Brand:

Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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