Dont Like Me Take A Number Its Going To Be A While Before I Give A Fuck Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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For when eternity is your middle name!

Strut your stuff in a tee that promises nothing but a long, nebulous wait. Featuring an existential crisis wrapped in sarcasm, this shirt is your go-to gear for when life hands you lemons and you just stare at them blankly. It’s the perfect garment for those who enjoy laughing in the face of infinite timelines.

Wear it when:

  • When you want to break the ice at your next philosophy club meeting.
  • On those long first dates that feel like they might never end.
  • While waiting for your slow-cooking brisket to finally be ready—someday.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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