Hold The Fuck Up Im The Fuck Up Please Hold Me Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Please hold me… I promise not to squeeze back too hard!

In a world full of touchscreens and virtual hugs, sometimes all you really need is a physical hold. This t-shirt is your invitation to the world to give in to the comfort of a good cuddle. Simple, cheeky, and to the point, it lets everyone know that you’re open to a little consensual affection. Whether you’re navigating a busy street or just lounging at home, this shirt is both a conversation starter and a hug initiator.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re feeling like a human teddy bear at a cuddle party.
  • When your extroverted side craves some spontaneous affection at a music festival.
  • When you need a passive icebreaker at a speed dating event.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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