Hot Mess Express Women’s T Shirt

$21.00 Original price was: $21.00.$14.70Current price is: $14.70.
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Riding the train wreck in style.

Hop onto the hot mess express with our whimsically chaotic women’s graphic tee! Perfect for those delightful storms of life where things spiral into a beautiful disaster. Our tee isn’t just a piece of clothing, it’s a statement: ‘Yes, my life is a rollercoaster, but damn, I look good riding it!’ With a form-flattering fit that hugs your curves and buttery-soft fabric, you’ll derail your responsibilities in the comfiest way possible. Because if you’re going to embrace the chaos, you might as well do it with flair!

Wear it when:

  • When adulting feels like a circus act and you’re the star clown.
  • At brunch, where mimosas and chaos are your sidekicks.
  • During spontaneous adventures that definitely weren’t on the itinerary.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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