I Came To Drink And Fuck And Im Almost Done Drinking Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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If my drink’s low, so is my patience.

Attention fellow party-goers: this shirt serves as your only heads-up! When my drink levels are low, my sass levels rise. Keep ’em full and keep me smiling, or this warning might turn into a tale of mischief and mayhem. You’ve been warned!

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for boozy brunches when bottomless mimosas aren’t just an option, they’re a necessity.
  • Ideal attire for those happy hours that last longer than the sun sets.
  • Wear it to the next backyard BBQ where ‘just one more’ is the only RSVP needed.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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