I Have A P.H.D Pretty Huge Dick Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Paging Dr. Hung, your presence is needed stat!

Step into your role as the ultimate pleasure physician with this cheeky tee. Whether you’re prescribing doses of laughter or just a little shock therapy, this shirt ensures you’re always on call for some NSFW fun. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, especially when you’re the ‘dick doctor!’

Wear it when:

  • At the next awkward family reunion to keep the conversations spicy!
  • During a night out at the local pub, just in case you need to provide some ‘clinical’ advice.
  • On a casual outing to the grocery store, because even doctors need snacks!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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