I Pretend Coffee Helps But Im Still A Bitch Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Certified Bitch and Proud!

Let’s face it, being a bitch is an art form, and I’ve perfected it. If sass is a crime, consider me guilty as charged. Don this T-shirt and let the world know that you’re unapologetically embracing every fierce moment. Because, hey, life’s too short to be anything but fabulously bitchy.

Wear it when:

  • When your resting bitch face is doing all the talking at brunch.
  • For those days when ‘zero f*cks given’ is your official mood.
  • At the gym, because even your workout is bitchin’.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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