If Drunk Please Return To Anyone But My Wife Men’s T Shirt

$19.00 Original price was: $19.00.$13.30Current price is: $13.30.
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Keep your secrets safe and your drinks closer.

When you’re out with the boys and the only thing stronger than the cocktails are the secrets you’re keeping, this tee has your back (literally). Perfect for the husband who knows that some things are best left untold when it comes to what really happened at the bar last night.

Wear it when:

  • When having a ‘guys night out’ with plausible deniability.
  • During epic bar crawls that deserve legendary tales.
  • At home, as you practice your ‘I swear I told you’ face.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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