Im Too Old For This Shit Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Age is just a number, but who needs math anyway?

Feeling ancient like a fossil or just proudly seasoned like a fine wine? Wear your wisdom with a smirk! After all, being WAY too old just means you’re WAY too experienced. Embrace it and let them try to keep up!

Wear it when:

  • Wear to a birthday party to make the youngsters squirm.
  • Perfect for a high school reunion where you’ve out-aged them all.
  • Rock it on a first date to ensure there’s no second guessing.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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