Instant Asshole Just Add Alcohol Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Thirsty for some sassy sarcasm?

Let’s face it, when life’s got you by the martini olives, it’s time to let your inner mixologist shine—or at least spill a few liquid truths. We’re talking about the kind of real-life hero who’s not afraid to shake things up, one drink at a time. So, if you’re ready to harness your inner cocktail quickdraw, this shirt’s your crispy companion in the quest for some saucy buffoonery.

Wear it when:

  • Happy Hour Showdowns
  • Weekend BBQ Shenanigans
  • Bachelor/Bachelorette Blowouts

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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