It’s Not A Dad Bod It’s A Father Figure Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Skip the tie, grab the tee—Dad deserves a laugh!

This Father’s Day, ditch the boring gifts and treat your pops to a shirt that’ll make him the talk of the barbecue! Whether he’s the king of dad jokes or the master of grill burns, our rib-tickling tees are designed to fit his dad bod and his sense of humor perfectly. Because nothing says ‘I love you, Dad’ like a t-shirt that embarrasses the kids and cracks up the neighbors.

Wear it when:

  • When Dad thinks he’s still got it at karaoke night.
  • At the family BBQ where he claims to be the ‘Grillfather’.
  • On his day off when he’s ‘Too cool to function’.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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