It’s Thanksgiving Show Me Your Breasts Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Spice up your Thanksgiving with a shirt that serves sass and side-eye.

Unleash your inner turkey whisperer and let those ‘gobble’ rhythms take over your holiday. This tee is the perfect accompaniment to those who think ‘portion control’ means balancing a plate in each hand. Who says you can’t rock that turkey coma in style? Let your tee do the talking while you summon the gravy and bask in your food-loving glory.

Wear it when:

  • Thanksgiving dinner table battles.
  • Friendsgiving shenanigans.
  • Turkey trot sideline coaching.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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