Kick Today In The Dick Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Get ready to double the damage!

Why settle for just a cheeky kick in the butt when you can deliver a head-on collision where it really counts? Our ‘Kick Dick’ tee is for the brave souls who believe in equal opportunity takedowns—because sometimes risks need to be taken below the belt. Let your shirt do the talking and watch as jaws drop… and guys, well, hold their own.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for those wild Friday nights when you’re feeling particularly bold.
  • Ideal for the next backyard BBQ when Uncle Jerry tries to mansplain your own life to you.
  • Wear it to the gym to ensure you get the squat rack all to yourself.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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