Mugger Fucker Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Got a beef with muggers? Wear it proudly!

When life’s got you cornered and the muggers won’t quit, let this shirt do the talking! Perfect for those who prefer to express their frustration with a splash of sass and a whole lot of humor. It’s the sartorial equivalent of flipping the bird – brash, bold, and absolutely unapologetic. Let the world know you’re not one to mess with, even if it’s just while wearing comfy cotton.

Wear it when:

  • Wear to your next self-defense class.
  • Perfect for a fearless stroll through the park.
  • Great for casual coffee shop confrontations.

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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