Nearly Pulled A Muscle Trying To Give A Fuck Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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Suddenly, it hit me like a reality check.

So there I was, deep in thought, contemplating the mysteries of the universe—or at least why I was bothering to care so much. And then it dawned on me like a cold shower on a hangover: I truly, deeply, unconditionally don’t have to give a flying fart in a windstorm. The world didn’t stop spinning, the sky didn’t fall, and I realized freedom tastes remarkably like not giving a damn. Cheers to sweet liberation!

Wear it when:

  • When you want to channel your inner ‘I-don’t-care’ guru.
  • Perfect for those awkward family reunions where your presence is more than enough.
  • Ideal for wearing while ignoring all your responsibilities with style.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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