Realer Than Your Bitch Ass Men’s T Shirt

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For those who can spot a phony from a mile away.

Say it without saying it with our ‘Fake as Hell’ tee, perfect for calling out those who are as genuine as a three-dollar bill. This shirt cuts through the bull and serves up a slice of reality with a side of sass. Wear it proudly and let everyone know that you’re fluent in sarcasm and detect BS like a pro.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to family reunions when that one relative starts their tall tales.
  • Sport it at the office to remind everyone who’s not fooling you.
  • Rock it at social events where the fake smiles are abundant.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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