Shhh…ut The Fuck Up Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

If your ears are tired of unsolicited noise pollution or the world’s incessant chatter, it might be time to wear your thoughts right on your chest. Loud, proud, and just a smidge offensive, this shirt is the verbal equivalent of a noise-canceling headset—minus the whole not-being-a-shirt thing. Whether it’s random small talk, endless meetings, or your neighbor’s sixth Zoom call, this tee says what you’d love to scream from the rooftops.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to the next family reunion—silence is compliance.
  • Perfect for office meetings where you’d rather be anywhere else.
  • Slip it on at a party when you’ve reached your small-talk limit.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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