Smart Ass University Men’s T Shirt

$16.00 Original price was: $16.00.$11.20Current price is: $11.20.
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Enroll in the sassiest institution of higher earning: Smartass University.

Congratulations, you’ve graduated with honors in Sarcasm and a minor in Wit from the prestigious Smartass University, Class of 2013! This tee is your diploma and class ring rolled into one irreverent garment, making it ideal for those who major in eye rolls and sarcastic remarks. Wear it proudly as a testament to your degree in dry humor and your post-grad program in cheeky come-backs.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to family gatherings when Aunt Karen starts talking politics again.
  • Sport it to your next virtual class—since you’re the real professor, anyway.
  • Rock it at the dog park while the pooch is busy marking their territory.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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