There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Men’s T Shirt

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Prepare for launch: Zero flying fucks given.

Why send your flying fuck to the same galaxy as everyone else’s when you can aim for Mars? It’s not that you’re out of flying fucks to give; you’ve simply invested in a more interstellar approach. In a world full of trivial annoyances, you’ve chosen to aspire to Elon Musk levels of DGAF. Who knew space exploration could be a metaphor for everyday apathy?

Wear it when:

  • Wear while astronauts are debating their next big mission.
  • Perfect for those Monday morning meetings that could’ve been emails.
  • Rock it at family gatherings when they ask about your life plans.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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