Vasectomies Prevent Abortion Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Stand up, speak out, and wear it proudly.

Who runs the world? Women who know how to accessorize with a cause. Our tee is the perfect mix of sass and serious business, designed for those who refuse to let anyone dictate their ovaries’ itinerary. Slip it on and prepare for some spirited side-eye from anyone still stuck in the 19th century.

Wear it when:

  • When debating your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.
  • When marching with hundreds, and looking damn good doing it.
  • When you need a shirt as bold as your birth control choices.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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