Zombies Eat Brains, You’re Safe Women’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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Finally, a shirt for those who laugh in the face of the undead!

When the zombie apocalypse hits, don’t worry if you’re in Calabasas—Zombies will starve because they can’t find any brains! Whether you’re a fan of the Kardashians or just love to poke fun at them, this shirt zombifies your humor with a bite of wit. Perfect for strolling through your local graveyard or just giving your friends a chuckle.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to your next zombie walk (or run, if you’re into cardio)!
  • Perfect for a Kardashian binge-watch party, just for giggles.
  • Rock it at the next family gathering to see who gets the joke!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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