Alcohol Definition Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Drink up, or the ship goes down!

For the woman who knows that keeping spirits high is a literal endeavor, this cheeky tee is your BFF. Whether you’re into brews or spirits that burn, this women’s graphic t-shirt is your trusty companion. Because let’s face it, your wardrobe is just as thirsty for fun as you are. Sail through your day with a witty 18+ drinking meme that’s guaranteed to keep that ship of yours afloat! The perfect gift for the drinking aficionada in your life, it’s as essential as her favorite tipple—just a lot more wearable.

Wear it when:

  • At the next boozy brunch that’s more about the booze than the brunch
  • On a wine tour where the only ‘ship’ you’re interested in is ‘partnership with Pinot’
  • At the bachelorette party where the motto is ‘sip happens, party on!’

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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