All Men Are Cremated Equal Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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Declaration of Independence? More like Declaration of Indulge-in-me!

Let your freedom ring and your humor zing with this cheeky tee featuring Thomas Jefferson at his unfiltered best. Embrace the spirit of independence with a side of sarcasm, as TJ himself might have said if he’d had a wicked sense of humor and a penchant for puns. It’s the ideal way to show your patriotic pride while keeping it casual and just a smidge irreverent.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re ready to spice up a Fourth of July BBQ without burning the burgers.
  • At your history teacher’s birthday party, because sarcasm is timeless.
  • To the ‘I didn’t sign up for this’ club meeting, where you discuss life’s greatest unendorsed contracts.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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