Always Wash Your Balls Men’s T Shirt

$16.00 Original price was: $16.00.$11.20Current price is: $11.20.
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Fore-play just got dirtier!

Swing into cheeky conversations on the green with our ‘squeaky clean’ golf tee, designed for those whose minds are deeper in the bunker than their balls! From the hip-hugging slim fit to the side-splitting 18+ sports pun, it’s a hole-in-one for any dirty-minded golfer looking to spice up their game on and off the course.

Wear it when:

  • When you want to drive more than just the golf ball at your buddy’s bachelor party.
  • Perfect for that charity golf event where you donated your shame.
  • Worn best when you need to break the ice… and maybe a few etiquette rules during a tense golf tournament.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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