Are You a Beaver Cuz Dam Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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For the dude who dams all the attention!

Why settle for ordinary when you can channel your inner Casanova with our cheeky ‘Are you a Beaver?’ tee? This slim-fit shirt combines classic comfort with a dash of flirty humor, turning heads and sparking smiles wherever you go. Whether you’re swiping right or left, this tee’s got your back with the ultimate animal kingdom pick-up line. Perfect for the man who’s looking to catch more than just a glance!

Wear it when:

  • At the next Tinder date and you’re fishing for compliments.
  • Casually strolling through the zoo, trying to bond with the locals.
  • At your buddy’s bachelor party, where the beaver jokes hit just right.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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