Ask Your Mom If I’m Real Men’s T Shirt

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Santa’s got a new side hustle, and it’s not delivering presents!

Get ready to spice up the holidays with a tee that reveals what happens when Santa’s been a little too merry! Perfect for the guys who like their humor as adult as their eggnog, this shirt is a cheeky nod to the festive mischief some might get up to under the mistletoe. With a fit as trim as Santa’s new workout regimen and comfort level higher than Rudolph’s flight path, this shirt guarantees you’ll be the talk of the Xmas party (or at least the naughty list!).

Wear it when:

  • At the annual ‘Ugly Christmas Sweater’ party, where all bets are off and shirts can be cheeky as heck.
  • During the family holiday dinner, because why not test Grandma’s sense of humor?
  • While attending a SantaCon event, where merry mischief is the name of the game.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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