Barely Holding My Shit Together Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Stay cool, even when you’re hot as hell!

Ever felt like a human popsicle left out in the sun? This shirt knows the struggle. Perfect for when your ‘chill’ is in short supply, but your sarcasm is overflowing. With a design that screams ‘I’m melting faster than an ice cream in July,’ it’s your go-to for those gloriously sweaty days.

Wear it when:

  • Attending a summer music festival where deodorant is optional.
  • Trying to ‘play it cool’ on a first date… in August.
  • Surviving a family BBQ—where the heat and your uncle’s jokes are equally unbearable.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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