Beware of Wife Forget the Dog Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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Don’t worry, the couch is surprisingly comfy!

Introducing the ‘Sleeping on the Couch’ tee—perfect for husbands who know the comfort of their sofa all too well. With its slim fit and rib-tickling marriage joke, this shirt screams, ‘I love my wife so much, she gives me an entire room to myself!’ Grab one for the hubby who takes ‘banished to the couch’ like a champ!

Wear it when:

  • Your anniversary, when you’ve inevitably forgotten the date again.
  • That awkward Thanksgiving dinner at the in-laws where you need a conversation starter.
  • Movie nights, when the couch becomes your evening abode.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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