Big Dick Candy Heart Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Say it with sass, not sugar!

Forget overpriced chocolates and wilting roses—this Valentine’s Day, wear your heart on your sleeve, or rather, your cheeky intentions on your chest! This NSFW tee skips the romance and gets straight to the point, letting everyone know you’re more into mischief than mush. Perfect for those who believe Cupid’s arrows are best shot double-fisted with a splash of bourbon.

Wear it when:

  • Crashing a Valentine’s Day couples dinner and making everyone blush
  • Attending an anti-Valentine’s Day party with your single squad
  • Celebrating Singles Awareness Day by loving yourself—extra loud

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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