Big Dick Energy Nixon Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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For when your aura screams ‘I’m the big deal!’

Unleash the power of your inner Richard with this tee that’s brimming with more confidence than a billionaire on a yacht! Featuring bold lettering, this shirt ensures everyone knows you’re bringing the BIG vibes to the party. No need to compensate, just let your shirt do the talking—’cause size doesn’t matter, but attitude does!

Wear it when:

  • During your next Zoom meeting where you plan to pitch ‘yet another game-changing idea’
  • While strutting through the grocery store aisles like you already own them
  • On a first date, when you want to emphasize that bigger is indeed better—at least in personality

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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