Bitch Better Have My Cookies Men’s T Shirt

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When beating around the bush isn’t your thing.

This shirt is the perfect conversation starter for those who prefer their humor with a side of ambiguity and a wink. ‘That’s a theat if it wasn’t clear…’ boasts a witty spin on a classic saying, leaving just the right amount to the imagination—or lack thereof. Wear it when you want to tread the fine line between playful and provocative. A shirt for anyone whose ‘subtle’ is more of a suggestion than a rule.

Wear it when:

  • Your first stand-up comedy gig where subtlety is for losers.
  • The annual family reunion—break the ice with grandma!
  • Casual Fridays at work, where HR has a sense of humor.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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