Blow Me Gum Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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When life sucks, return the favor!

Introducing the perfect shirt for the true bubblegum enthusiast who believes in making bold statements—and not just with their fashion choices! Our ‘Chew me up and BLOW ME!’ tee lets you embrace your inner bubble-blower with style, while cheekily daring the world to come at you with its best shot. Whether you’re a seasoned gum-chewer or just someone who loves a good pun, this shirt will ensure you pop out in any crowd. It’s the ultimate in sticky situations and sassy comebacks!

Wear it when:

  • Your cousin’s 5th birthday party, just to see Grandma’s reaction
  • A hot date where you plan to show off your skills… in bubble-blowing, of course
  • The dentist’s office, because irony is the best medicine

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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