Boats And Hoes Men’s T Shirt

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Set sail and chase the dream: Boats ‘n’ Hoes!

Calling all captains of chaos and admirals of absurdity: this ‘Boats ‘n’ Hoes’ tee is your official uniform for navigating life’s uncharted waters! Inspired by the hilariously infamous line from the ‘Step Brothers’ movie, this shirt combines a splash of nautical nonsense with the cheeky charm of a party-ready wardrobe staple. Wear it with pride as you chart course for tomfoolery, ensuring you’re the life of every shindig from the marina to the living room. It’s time to weigh anchor and unleash your inner sailor of swagger!

Wear it when:

  • While hosting a Step Brothers movie marathon complete with drum set shenanigans.
  • At a yacht party where you pretend your dinghy is a luxury liner.
  • During a karaoke night when ‘Boats ‘n’ Hoes’ is the only song on your playlist.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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