Burn Blunts Not Witches Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Blaze a trail, not a witch!

Step aside, witch hunters; it’s time to get lit! This cheeky men’s t-shirt is a must-have for any cannabis connoisseur looking to elevate their Halloween fashion game. With a sleek fit and a high-quality design that’s more potent than your latest stash, this tee will have you crowned the ‘King of the Sesh’ in no time. Give your buddies something to laugh about with a shirt that screams ‘Let’s get toasted, not roasted!’ Perfect for those who prefer their brooms grounded and their vibes high.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re hosting a haunted house party with a ‘high’ twist
  • At the local dispensary’s Halloween costume contest
  • While pumpkin carving with a side of munchies

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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