Calm Your Tits Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Calm your calamity cannons!

Unleash your inner sassmaster with our ‘RELAX, your tits are going crazy’ tee. This shirt is designed for those moments when your chest is causing more commotion than a soap opera catfight. It’s the perfect blend of cheeky humor and comfort, guaranteed to keep your wardrobe as lively as your wild side.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re at a family BBQ and Aunt Karen starts her drama.
  • At yoga class, when everyone’s third eye needs a giggle.
  • During a Zoom meeting when you’re tired of ‘business casual’.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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