Coffee Helps But Im Still A Bitch Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Because sometimes a little help is all you need!

Introducing the shirt that perfectly encapsulates the absolute bare minimum of assistance—’It helps a little, I guess.’ Whether you’re talking about that coffee that barely kicked in, the barely-there Wi-Fi signal, or that half-hearted counseling session, this shirt is here to tell the world exactly where you stand… kinda.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re halfway debating whether to leave the bed or not
  • At that office meeting that could’ve been an email
  • While waiting for the ‘customer service representative’ to solve your problem

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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