Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Men’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Brewing trouble? Coffee’s got your bail covered!

Turning caffeine quirks into a fashion statement, this tee is your daily reminder that while coffee can’t solve all your problems, it can at least keep you from committing any caffeine-deprived crimes. Ideal for the coffee enthusiast with a sense of humor, this shirt lets everyone know that your love for java just might be the only thing keeping you on the right side of the law.

Wear it when:

  • At the coffee shop, subtly hinting to the barista that your double shot espresso is a matter of public safety.
  • During Monday morning meetings, when your colleagues need to know it’s caffeine, not cheerfulness, keeping the peace.
  • At family brunch, paired with your favorite mug, as a gentle reminder that you require liquid diplomacy before human interaction.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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